Although the World Cup is done and dusted we thought we’d raise the Steri flag one more time for the Kick off of a lifetime for the next ultimate Steri flavour face-off : Choccie vs Strawberry-wam!
Defending the unicorns of Steri Strawberry we have the awesome of awesomeness Dan Nash and in the Chocolate corner we have the raddest of rad asses Shaun Oakes!
Who will win this battle of epidemic proportions? Who will take home the ultimate title of the Steri face-off?
So a while ago I once again snuck into The Assembly club in Cape Town to keep the calcium intake of our favorite bands pumping. What an uber scary Steri mission - that place is freakin haunted!Everywhere I walked with my stack of Steri I felt something lurking in the shadows (like creatures with milky yellow skin and stuff). Holding my stash close to my chest, I scoped out the joint, drawn by the sound of some kick-ass music.
During the course of given a choc ‘n roll salute, one of my Steri packs mysteriously went missing! Fortunately, in a smoky corner I spied Strawry, Choccie and Bubble-G fighting to be released from the sipping jaws of some thirsty Steri lovers. What to do?
THIEVE (the band, that is) had struck. Considered delicious by some, I was in a tight spot.
I soon came to my senses though, realizing that according to Steri law all awesome bands have unconditional access to the power of milky goodness. (Phew, that was close.)
With the distinct scent of chocolate on their breath, THIEVE were brilliantly unapologetic: “Steal from anywhere that resonates with inspiration or fuels your imagination… And don’t bother concealing your thievery - celebrate it if you feel like it.”
At Stump Towers we pride ourselves on always recognizing the random acts of devotion performed by our fans. Our latest random, Dominic (a self proclaimed Steriholic) made quite the impression on the Steri community with her ubah-awhsum Steri Justice Cartoons so we decided to anoint her as our latest Official Unofficial Ambassador (for Strawberry).
Dominic
To get to know the real Dominic we conducted this probing in-depth interview:
Steri: You chose to represent Strawberry, interesting choice. Is this because it’s your most favourite flavour in the whole wide world, or is it because Strawberry is a superhero’s version of spinach for Popeye? Dom: “It was the first on the list of favourites, but it does provide an extra boost to all heroes”
Steri: How many Steri’s would you say you knock back in a week? Dom: “Only 1 or 2. I give most of my steri’s to Steri Justice. It’s his life blood”
Steri: So what do you do when you’re not designing Steri Justice cartoons? Dom: “Designing other heroes and airbrushing fridges as practice”
Steri: Tell us about the craziest way you have ever drunk Steri? Dom: “Not very crazy, I just bit the bottom of the bottle and drank it under the stands at school”
Now that you have met our radass Strawberry Ambassadress we hope that her example will inspire you to similar acts of devotion.. Send us those Steri acts of passion and who knows, you might just be next to earn yourself very own marching band.
The awesome Steri Marching Band
Thanks for being such an excellent role model Dom! And keep creating those Steri heroes, the Flavournation must always be protected from the evil that lurks on other shelves.
