Holy kilt-drafts batman… This report just in from our girl in Pretoria (playing simultaneous games of rock, paper scissors in the middle with the blue hair):
“Now this is my kind of arb, bunch of South African dudes in kilts posing with flavoured milk in front of a mural of Bob frickin Marley… Not to mention metal heads, bagpipe players and full grown hairy-belly men jumping up and down like little boys for milkies! This is me on a mission to drop Steri’s with the good folks of Cool Runnings.. the picture if of me of the stupendously titled Haggis and Bong. Also passed on the Steri loving to Jack Hammer and Prevail (who have an awesome chick drummer). Chilly Stumpings y’all.”
The best thing about life in Steri land is that you never know which crazy, awesome and random characters are next going to come crashing into your world, hungry for some Steri lovin’!. If you’re into Afrikaans rap (and who isn’t?) combined with the most random music video in the freakin world then check out this band fresh outta the Potch oven: ekhouvanjou,okay!
As if they can be any more awesome, they even classify their genre of music as “Steri-Voet-Stumper” – how rad is that! It was inevitable… I was just about to dispatch our flying monkeys to deliver their Steri drop when they one-uped me and came to Stump Towers to meet me personally! Ah love it when my Monday starts with a dose of Steri and Afrikaner rap…
I just had to add their latest music video – it’s freakin out of this world! “Raptor in my inbox” will be playing on MK89’s “Kraakvars” from 14 July 2010. But in case you don’t want to wait until then, here it is :
Are you an uber super dedicated Steri fan? Do you gulp up the Steri milky goodness on a daily basis? Do you freak out and go ballistic when you hear the word Steri? If yes…Then I want YOU!
Stump Towers is looking for some guys and gals to spread the Steri-love across the country, so if you think you can be my fellow Steri-girl or guy then send me a mail with a brief (but awesome) motivation and pic of themselves to anika@atmosphere.co.za
We’re looking for peeps in Joburg and Durbs specifically who are enthusiastic, energized, friendly and have one or two connections in their local music / arts scene to drop Steris and Steriphernalia with bands, DJs, bloggers and other cool people who deserve Steri-love for making this world a radder place.
The guy / gal picked will become infamous in Steri land, get R500 a month for drops AND meet the most awesome people in the universe! Is this the best job in the universe? Hell yes! So send your motivations NOW as we’ll be recruiting within the next week.
So the other morning I woke up to, like, a weird sound of chanting, shouting and growling coming from my computer – It was the most awesome madness evah (and a bit scary)!
Steri fans across all of Steri land were coming together for a mass strike (vuvuzela’s and all) screaming chants “Bigger Steri, better life”, “More Steri for move voema” , “I love pterodactyls” (yeah, don’t know where that one came from) Anywhoo…all these fans are ranting and raving for us to make a bigger Steri
Once again I found myself in Boereworsville for a Steri drop. For this mission I targeted aKing, as I heard they have been wishing non-stop for a visit from the “Steri-fairy” (not sure how I feel about being labeled as that…)
These outta–this-world outjkies have shot into supastardom, so of course I had to “flutter by” to take them some milky goodness. After unloading the steri’s they immediately plaked the stickers on their amps and got all happy with their new found coolness.
Just because they wished so hard for the “Steri-fairy” I also sent them some pretty Steri outfits with my compliments… cute boys, cute.
