Once again I found myself in Boereworsville for a Steri drop. For this mission I targeted aKing, as I heard they have been wishing non-stop for a visit from the “Steri-fairy” (not sure how I feel about being labeled as that…)

These outta–this-world outjkies have shot into supastardom, so of course I had to “flutter by” to take them some milky goodness. After unloading the steri’s they immediately plaked the stickers on their amps and got all happy with their new found coolness.

Just because they wished so hard for the “Steri-fairy” I also sent them some pretty Steri outfits with my compliments… cute boys, cute.

Another frontline report from our girl behind the Boerewors Curtain Anika:

“A while back I did a super freakinly rad emergency Steri drop that blew me into outer space! So many people were ranting on and on (and on…) about a particular pirate gypsy band known as Mr Cat and the Jackal (so nursery rhymy) that I just had to go check out these belly bearded scallywags for myself…So I gate crashed one of their rehearsal with some Steri goodies (amazing the doors some chocolate Steri and some stickers opens…)

These guys are frickin amazing! Besides the fact that they play just about every instrument known to mankind (and then add some homemade garage pipe-instrumenty-stuff to the mix) they are unlike any other local band. Their super nuclear combo of xylophones, glockenspiels, accordion, lap-slide, bouzouki, melodica, kalimba and percussion creates a sick acoustic folk blues cocktail. Definitely a band to keep an eye on…czechit!”

We have a winner! Ryan Herselman has been announced as the dope-on-a-rope Jack-Parow-Signed tee winner for this little number:

“A lank zef ou pulls into a cafe pretty late
his name is Jack Parow and he’s looking for a shake
He tuned the cashier if they had and where they were
‘Sure thing sir, what flavour would you like prefer?’
He takes some time, starts playing with his snor
Remembering the different flavours he’s had before
Trying to decide between chocolate, bubblegum or strawberry
He tunes, ‘Jislaaik bra, give me any flavour Steri.”

Nice work son.

Annabel made the bold claim of being the biggest Steri fan ever, so naturally we wanted to meet her face-to-face to see just how sterific she really is (yup that’s what we do for a living…).  She ain’t frontin - Annabel was bouncing around reception when I arrived but I managed to get her to stand still long enough to pose in her Bubblegum t-shirt.

So we’ve had songs (with music videos), adverts ,  cartoons and now Steri even has it’s very own uh poem…

We’re not sure how much we want to encourage this kind of thing but here it is (Johan Naude is the tortured literary genius behind this gem).

Long ago and far away,

There was a boy

Who had no joy.

He was not happy (always crappy),

Like a chewed up chappy.

Never satisfied,

Always cried,

Until he had a sip of… Steri Stumpie.

No more Humpty Dumpty!

No need to put this boy together

Because he was oh so happy forever.

The taste made him fly,

Never cry,

Joy in a bottle,

Puts the senses in full throttle!