Another in-depth and probing report from the Anika, our girl where it happens:

“Whilst working my freakin ass off at Stellenbosch Jool (…yea yea ok, I pardied my freakin ass off…), I managed to gatecrash Tollie Square and round up these blokes to be Sterisized just after their show (explains the sweaty look..). So, “Foto na Dans” strange name I know, but apparently it incorporates the visual as well as musical aspect of there awesome being..bla bla read it on wikipedia – all I know is they flippen rock!

Foto Na Dans are totally the new class prefects in the Afrikaans rawk school. Their combo of indie/progressive rock, classic Afrikaans and drifting electronic sounds just makes you want to freakin jump on stage and get down with your bad self. No seriously, these guys have discovered a new bonus hidden level of awesomeness! No wonder they are being compared to names such as Muse, Bloc Party, Incubus and the Springbok Nude Girls to name but a few…”

Woord to jou moeder! We like to celebrate radness in all its many different incarnations and what could be more skillfully rad than the man Jack Parow. He’s been dropping the bomb behind the boerewors curtain for a while now and is going frickin thermonuclear as I type.

We caught up with him in the luxurious confines of his dressing room in the bosch to pay homage with some steri love. Yip - Jack is definitely cooler as ekke, maar ‘n chocolate Steri is nog steeds die beste!