Although the World Cup is done and dusted we thought we’d raise the Steri flag one more time for the Kick off of a lifetime for the next ultimate Steri flavour face-off : Choccie vs Strawberry-wam!
Defending the unicorns of Steri Strawberry we have the awesome of awesomeness Dan Nash and in the Chocolate corner we have the raddest of rad asses Shaun Oakes!
Who will win this battle of epidemic proportions? Who will take home the ultimate title of the Steri face-off?
So a while ago I once again snuck into The Assembly club in Cape Town to keep the calcium intake of our favorite bands pumping. What an uber scary Steri mission - that place is freakin haunted!Everywhere I walked with my stack of Steri I felt something lurking in the shadows (like creatures with milky yellow skin and stuff). Holding my stash close to my chest, I scoped out the joint, drawn by the sound of some kick-ass music.
During the course of given a choc ‘n roll salute, one of my Steri packs mysteriously went missing! Fortunately, in a smoky corner I spied Strawry, Choccie and Bubble-G fighting to be released from the sipping jaws of some thirsty Steri lovers. What to do?
THIEVE (the band, that is) had struck. Considered delicious by some, I was in a tight spot.
I soon came to my senses though, realizing that according to Steri law all awesome bands have unconditional access to the power of milky goodness. (Phew, that was close.)
With the distinct scent of chocolate on their breath, THIEVE were brilliantly unapologetic: “Steal from anywhere that resonates with inspiration or fuels your imagination… And don’t bother concealing your thievery - celebrate it if you feel like it.”
Thanks to everyone that entered the Van Coke Kartel Tee competition and at last we can announce our winner!…..Drum roll purlease.
Congrats to Jan-Erik Petersen from the isle of mud and rain (UK) for winning the Van Coke Kartel signed Steri-Tee. We just had to reward this awesome Steri-fan who, get this, walks miles and miles for his Steri fix (no kilometers for this dude). You go Jan-Erik, you’re an inspiration to Steri fans world wide!
Sheree-lee here spotted this young fella at the ruggah who has more than a passing resemblance to a bottle of chocolate Steri Stumpie. Kind of like being a Leanardo di Caprio lookalike but even radder. He had a terrible time of it at school though as you can imagine. Ag shame.
There’s something appealingly wrong about the fashion shoot photos we get of Steri Stumpie. See how she’s carefully matched her frock with a complimentary chocolate Stumpie. Very un-demode!
