Brandt Botes for Steri Stumpie Vanilla Custard
Q: Hey Brandt. Thank you so much for agreeing to design us a shirt. We love your work like we love your body. Tell us, how long have you been working as a creative?
A: I have been drawing pictures ever since I can remember. But I only started getting paid for it about 10 years ago.
Q: And may you get paid for it for many more years to come. Tell us, Brandt, how many Steri Stumpies do you drink, on average, per week?
A: At least 6.
Q: Wow. 6 is a lot. That’s almost one for every day of the week. Guess ‘Sunday is rest day’ huh? Hur. Anyway, when’s your favourite time to drink a Steri Stumpie?
A: On my way to work.
Q: Ah, we can just imagine you nestling the old Stumpie between your muscular thighs while you drive. What’s your favourite flavour for thigh-nestling?
A: Cream Soda.
Q: The Green Queen! We love her too. Bless. Do you find the Stumpies help you with your ideas?
A: I can’t think of anything else when I’m drinking one, but yes – inspiration normally strikes soon after.
Q: Bam! Just like that hey. So, what do you use as inspiration for you work?
A: Reading, mostly. And music. Anything that induces the imagination.
Q: Spoken like a true creative genius. We can only bow down at your feet. And maybe do a little dance. Can you give us a link to any awesome projects you’re working on right now, so people can see more of your radness?
A: My Flickr and the rest of my portfolio.
The Legend. The Man.
Want to know how you can get your hands on a T-shirt? We’ll let you know as soon as we can. It involves a competition. And that’s all we’ll say for now.
