On behalf of Stump Towers it is herewith my great pleasure to welcome Christo van Gemert (a.k.a Christosaurus) to the very awesome and rad-ass Steri family. (cue applause) For those of you who haven’t seen the video, Christo was Sterinaded by his very own screaming fan club as a reward for his awesomeness.
A few words from Christosaurus himself :
“Unfortunately I was born with two sharp teeth (all the better to puncture Steri lids) and a pale complexion. At around age 2 I developed an unhealthy appetite for blood plasma, and when I was 17 my mom broke the news to me, when I asked why I’m not in any family albums: I’m a vampire.
Of course, we don’t photograph well and the advances in digital photography have not done anything to make a difference. All those awkward photos where people are smiling at an invisible person next to them? Yup. Me. “
Christo you’re awesome! You will soon become the envy of Steri fans all over the world.
Peace Out!
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* Steri Stumpie accepts no responsibility for overwhelming Steri fans busting into the offices of ambassadors. Ambassadors are solely responsible for the consequences of their awesome actions and the fame as a result thereof.
More Peecks after the break :
