We have a winner! Ryan Herselman has been announced as the dope-on-a-rope Jack-Parow-Signed tee winner for this little number:

“A lank zef ou pulls into a cafe pretty late
his name is Jack Parow and he’s looking for a shake
He tuned the cashier if they had and where they were
‘Sure thing sir, what flavour would you like prefer?’
He takes some time, starts playing with his snor
Remembering the different flavours he’s had before
Trying to decide between chocolate, bubblegum or strawberry
He tunes, ‘Jislaaik bra, give me any flavour Steri.”

Nice work son.

The web slingers at Stonewall have also worked their digital juju on creating an internal order system for their Steri Stumpies. A+ with a gold shiny star chaps.

Running mid-air high five to the guys at Stonewall who have introduced Tim  (above) , their new intern, the ways of the Stumpster. Apparently Tim was a Steri virgin and after making the bewildering confession that he’d never sampled Steri, was marched down to the nearest cafe and is now a true believer. Thanks guys for your dedicated Steri love and support, we appreciate your efforts towards Steri world domination. Tim, welcome to the posse.

Ah the dear old Assembly in Kaapstad. This place is Steri Fan Central - note the dude with the home made Steri tee shirt (he pinched the pic off our blog)… Anika gave us this report from the scene:

“On my latest quest to stalk the most awesome bands in SA and give them an overdose of calcium, I gate crashed the Assembly (actually i phoned up politely and asked if I could come down). Those of you who were there probably had a frickin awesome night! Not to mention a babelas free morning seeing as Steri supplied the ultimate uber-cure at the door (note from lawyers: scientific evidence still pending on that claim). Young rawk bucks The Modes, New Holland and Thieve caused a dancefloor riot with their skinny-jeaned noise mongering. This enthusiastic Steri fan said it all:

“Dude, 3 of the coolest bands in South Africa, and free Steri Stumpie, I must be dreaming, this like, is, the best night of my life!”

Thanks to Adriaan Louw for the pics and being rad in every way possible.

Annabel made the bold claim of being the biggest Steri fan ever, so naturally we wanted to meet her face-to-face to see just how sterific she really is (yup that’s what we do for a living…).  She ain’t frontin - Annabel was bouncing around reception when I arrived but I managed to get her to stand still long enough to pose in her Bubblegum t-shirt.