So here’s how it goes – Jack Parow signed one of our special edition Levi tee’s. Seeing as it’s a special edition STERI tee and it’s sighed by Mr Parow himself (and has his man sweat pheromones on it) the mere fact that I have it in my possession is proving to be scarily life threatening. I have decided to rather be safe, so this uber-ly awesome once-in-a-lifetime tee is now up for “auction”!

Post a Steri Rap (of any length… ) as a comment and if I think it’s dope-on-a-rope I’ll give you the tee and a whole packet of Steri love…

“A puh-puh-puh-dee-puh (that’s me doing the human beatbox)

I walk down the street
Drinking steri…
uh cos its sweet
Got my converse on my feet
Can I get a retweet?”

That’s a good example of something to do better than.

Competition closes on Friday… (you’ll need to leave us an email or twitter address to get hold of you)

Peace out julle.

cos the competition is over now…

If you got one. Congratulations - wear it loud and wear it proud. If you didn’t - sorry for you. If you struggled to take the label off to get the code - yes there was some problems, our bad (the guilty were punished).

We have some cunning plans for Steri this year including:

- Penne Arrabiata flavour launching imminently;

- Free Steri’s for members of the undead (death certificate required);

- A 20ft tall golden Steri statue in Sandton;

- and we’ve expanded the marching band to include some performing elephants, acrobatic bearded ladies and breakdancing dassies.

It’s gonna be rad.

We’ve had a couple of complaints that our blog is neglecting certain segments of our consumer base, namely vampires, shapeshifters and werewolves. We’re real sorry (and somewhat surprised that you’re supplementing your normal diet with flavoured milk). We were also a little bit scared so we huddled in a sunlit corner of Stump Towers and knocked this up to keep you from sucking out our precious bodily fluids came up with this idea to engage with our much valued brethren from the darkside.

So:

Calling all you creative creatures of the darkness, wee timerous beasties and hairy monsters of the netherscape, Steri challenges you to scarify your Steri.

How it works:

- Buy a Steri Stumpie of your favourite flavour (or alternatively take one from one of your victims maybe)
- Add bits and pieces to it that will transform your once sweet milkshake into a bloodsucking creature of the night
- Send us a picture of it (jenn@steristumpie.com)

The best picture wins a hamper of Steri Stumpie goodies, plus we’ll throw in a limited edition designer t-shirt for your efforts (did we mention we only have a handful of them to giveaway and they’re uber-rad?!?).

You can also have our intern Anika she drinks lots of steri so should taste yummy.

Pics by Friday at 5PM please.

So last week we hosted the Steri Tee party on Kloof Street.

What we didn’t realise, probably because we were too busy handing out Steri, is that we were also joined by Wikus van der Merwe donning designer Daniel Ting Chong Crème Soda tee. Must have been the Swietie’s super action hero powers that magically incarnated our model, Ryan into the king of prawns…

Congrats to the Quirk e-marketing team Andrew, Dobby and Mari who snapped this picture, you are our official winners and we’ll be popping by your offices next week to sterify you with a stash of Steri Stumpie limited edition goodies and your designer tees.

Thanks to everyone that came down on Friday to Kloof Street it was lots of fun. Just to recap we positioned “models” wearing our Steri x Levi’s t-shirts at various spots around the street and then, after a brief tune from the Steri band, we did a guided tour to show off each of the designs. Think my favourite were the two girls we put in Green’s restaurant having lunch - it confused the hell out of everyone else eating there. heh heh heh

We’ll be choosing a winning pic from all the shots we got sent today probably…