Here at Stump Towers we like to think that R&D (standing for Radness and Dudethat’sfrickinawesome) is the lifeblood of our company. So we’ve had our top scientists locked away for the last year coming up with new ideas that, we believe, will take the world of flavoured milk to never seen before heights of glory. We told our guys “Think big! Think even bigger than Marshmallow and Raspberry! give us something that will make the Flavournation rise up as one!! Give us something that for one glorious moment will make the world stop and be as one in radness!!! To say we were staggered when they emerged with Mr Steri Head stickers from the research bunker after months of trial, error (and the odd explosion) is an understatement of intergalactic proportions…

Citizens we give you Mr Steri Stumpie Head. With the magical ability to transform your Steri Stumpie into a Steri Stumpie that looks like a Somalian boat pirate in yellow underpants and many other magical incarnations.

We’ll be giving them away with all Steri Drops for the rest of the year (look at the box on the right to see how to get one of these).

Steri Stumpie is up to something; something big: a socio-political-cultural movement of sorts, with uh flavoured milk.

Yeay so we kinda hoped that you’d wanna to be part of a global phenomenon that’s more awesome than the sweetie man stalking Charlize, touching people on their studios or making circles bigger.

So watch this space citizens, you don’t wanna miss this moment in history…

With pride and joy and a large banana-flavoured milk mustache,

Anika

Vice-vice president of “Well, you’ll see…”

So here’s how it goes – Jack Parow signed one of our special edition Levi tee’s. Seeing as it’s a special edition STERI tee and it’s sighed by Mr Parow himself (and has his man sweat pheromones on it) the mere fact that I have it in my possession is proving to be scarily life threatening. I have decided to rather be safe, so this uber-ly awesome once-in-a-lifetime tee is now up for “auction”!

Post a Steri Rap (of any length… ) as a comment and if I think it’s dope-on-a-rope I’ll give you the tee and a whole packet of Steri love…

“A puh-puh-puh-dee-puh (that’s me doing the human beatbox)

I walk down the street
Drinking steri…
uh cos its sweet
Got my converse on my feet
Can I get a retweet?”

That’s a good example of something to do better than.

Competition closes on Friday… (you’ll need to leave us an email or twitter address to get hold of you)

Peace out julle.

Taking place this friday:

11:30AM
Friday 16th October
Kloof Street
Cape Town

We’re launching a mind-bendingly awesome t-shirt range in collaboration with Levi’s® and someof the hottest scribblers known to humanity.

We’d like to invite you to come join us on Kloof Street for a flash fashion show on Friday 16th October.

It works like this:

• We find 9 models, scatter them throughout Kloof Street (pretending to be just hanging out)
• Each of them wears one of the new t-shirt designs
• We issue a map of their locations
• And at 11:30 we’ll be hosting a guided tour of all the designs (freaking out innocent bystanders no doubt)
• Best photo taken during the show wins 3 of the t-shirts (your choice of design)
• We’ll also be armed with lots of Steri Stumpie and other goodies
• It will be frickin amazing

Visit www.steristumpie.com for the full details (and where to gather)

Please let Jenn know if you’re coming and who you’re bringing with (all our welcome) so we can make sure we have enough stumpie with us jenn@steristumpie.com. We’ll send you a link back with a map and further instructions…

Sally and Amy, winners of the desk invasion competition on Chris Rawlinson’s blog have officially been stumped.  We delivered their steriphanalia on Wednesday and were greeted by two very happy ladies.  ”I’d never won anything until now, thanks Steri!”  said Amy.  Glad we could help.