On behalf of Stump Towers it is herewith my great pleasure to welcome Christo van Gemert (a.k.a Christosaurus) to the very awesome and rad-ass Steri family. (cue applause) For those of you who haven’t seen the video, Christo was Sterinaded by his very own screaming fan club as a reward for his awesomeness.

A few words from Christosaurus himself :

“Unfortunately I was born with two sharp teeth (all the better to puncture Steri lids) and a pale complexion. At around age 2 I developed an unhealthy appetite for blood plasma, and when I was 17 my mom broke the news to me, when I asked why I’m not in any family albums: I’m a vampire.

Of course, we don’t photograph well and the advances in digital photography have not done anything to make a difference. All those awkward photos where people are smiling at an invisible person next to them? Yup. Me. “

Christo you’re awesome! You will soon become the envy of Steri fans all over the world.

Peace Out!

A

* Steri Stumpie accepts no responsibility for overwhelming Steri fans busting into the offices of ambassadors. Ambassadors are solely responsible for the consequences of their awesome actions and the fame as a result thereof.

More Peecks after the break :

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We anointed Christo, our first Jozi official unofficial Steri Stumpie ambassador, on Thursday. Just to prove how much we appreciate those that dedicate their time to furthering the aims of the Flavour Nation we dispatched our new ambassador reward: the Steri Fan Club. Basically a bunch of excitable young ladies who think you’re the best thing since that dude from Twilight… (for five minutes). More on Christo shortly but for now enjoy the video.

At Stump Towers we pride ourselves on always recognizing the random acts of devotion performed by our fans. Our latest random, Dominic (a self proclaimed Steriholic) made quite the impression on the Steri community with her ubah-awhsum Steri Justice Cartoons so we decided to anoint her as our latest Official Unofficial Ambassador (for Strawberry).

Dominic

To get to know the real Dominic we conducted this probing in-depth interview:

Steri: You chose to represent Strawberry, interesting choice. Is this because it’s your most favourite flavour in the whole wide world, or is it because Strawberry is a superhero’s version of spinach for Popeye?
Dom: “It was the first on the list of favourites, but it does provide an extra boost to all heroes”

Steri: How many Steri’s would you say you knock back in a week?
Dom: “Only 1 or 2. I give most of my steri’s to Steri Justice. It’s his life blood”

Steri: So what do you do when you’re not designing Steri Justice cartoons?
Dom: “Designing other heroes and airbrushing fridges as practice”

Steri: Tell us about the craziest way you have ever drunk Steri?
Dom: “Not very crazy, I just bit the bottom of the bottle and drank it under the stands at school”

Now that you have met our radass Strawberry Ambassadress we hope that her example will inspire you to similar acts of devotion.. Send us those Steri acts of passion and who knows, you might just be next to earn yourself very own marching band.

The awesome Steri Marching Band

Thanks for being such an excellent role model Dom! And keep creating those Steri heroes, the Flavournation must always be protected from the evil that lurks on other shelves.

The Steri team talks to our new ambassador and one of his entourage about the Steri board meetings and exporting Steri to Ghana. Note the Steri band keeping it real in the background… how ice cool are those dudes?!

We had our fourth ambassador sterinade this morning. This is the first of a couple of clips our expert film crew shot of the excitement. In this episode our new ambassador demonstrates “the best way to drink Steri”. Prepare to be informed and thrilled.