Last week, the Flavour Nation was officially launched to much rejoicing in the streets, BUT as anyone who has ever read a history book knows, it’s not a proper nation until war is declared!

Our first two Steri fans have come forward to risk their lives in the ultimate declaration of love to their favourite Steri flavour. Last week Chris Rawlinson and Cape Town Girl, bloggers extraordinaire, engaged in one of the most time-honoured and respected forms of modern warfare (Hungry Hippos!) in support of their calcium dose of choice.

With Chris representing Banana and Alex fighting for Bubblegum the hippo freak fest was on! Even the entire Steri-head fan club made an appearance to shout “Viva Bubblegum “ and “Free Banana” while the hippos chomped mercilessly on the battlefield.

It was a close battle, but ultimately it was Bubblegum who whipped Banana’s sweet lil ass…Banana was immediately escorted out of the building due to sulky and sour behaviour.

Check out da peeecks :

Hungry Hippo's on standby

The Steri head fan club

Alex fighting for Bubblegum

Chris fighting for Banana

Full on Hippo war!

Bubblegum prevails!

Alex being overwhelmed by Steri heads

Several people have now asked me what the new Steri Stumpie Flavournation thing is all about (thanks for taking an interest mum!). This should make it all clear I reckon:

“Honourable speaker, Chairperson of the National Council of Flavours, distinguished guests, comrades and friends and fellow Steri-lovers.

Today marks a momentous occasion in flavoured milk history. You, the people, have spoken of your passion and patriotism towards the flavours that we have elected into bottle, and we have heard those plaintive cries of love and support and are proud to announce that no longer will those cries go unacknowledged!

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Here at Stump Towers we like to think that R&D (standing for Radness and Dudethat’sfrickinawesome) is the lifeblood of our company. So we’ve had our top scientists locked away for the last year coming up with new ideas that, we believe, will take the world of flavoured milk to never seen before heights of glory. We told our guys “Think big! Think even bigger than Marshmallow and Raspberry! give us something that will make the Flavournation rise up as one!! Give us something that for one glorious moment will make the world stop and be as one in radness!!! To say we were staggered when they emerged with Mr Steri Head stickers from the research bunker after months of trial, error (and the odd explosion) is an understatement of intergalactic proportions…

Citizens we give you Mr Steri Stumpie Head. With the magical ability to transform your Steri Stumpie into a Steri Stumpie that looks like a Somalian boat pirate in yellow underpants and many other magical incarnations.

We’ll be giving them away with all Steri Drops for the rest of the year (look at the box on the right to see how to get one of these).

So the other morning I woke up to, like, a weird sound of chanting, shouting and growling coming from my computer – It was the most awesome madness evah (and a bit scary)!

Steri fans across all of Steri land were coming together for a mass strike (vuvuzela’s and all) screaming chants “Bigger Steri, better life”, “More Steri for move voema” , “I love pterodactyls” (yeah, don’t know where that one came from) Anywhoo…all these fans are ranting and raving for us to make a bigger Steri

So do you vote for a 500ml or 1L bottle?

Go on and support this steri fanclub and we’ll pass the results on to the powers that be:  Would you buy a 500ml or a Liter of Steri Stumpie?

Steri Stumpie is up to something; something big: a socio-political-cultural movement of sorts, with uh flavoured milk.

Yeay so we kinda hoped that you’d wanna to be part of a global phenomenon that’s more awesome than the sweetie man stalking Charlize, touching people on their studios or making circles bigger.

So watch this space citizens, you don’t wanna miss this moment in history…

With pride and joy and a large banana-flavoured milk mustache,

Anika

Vice-vice president of “Well, you’ll see…”