Boom baby – yet another episode of Steri Justice in the house! Check out what happens next with our rad-ass Steri Stumpie Hero…it’s a crazy whirlwind of super-human strength, spandex and rad psychic powers, all in a day’s work for ol’ Steri Justice! Be sure to tune in next week for the rest of the Steri Justice Oranges Origins saga, KA-POW!

p.s Here’s last week’s Steri Justice in case you missed it : “The return of Steri Justice”

In March we introduced you to the totally awesome Dominic Kay (one of our Official unofficial Ambassadors) after she sent in an ahsum Steri Justice cartoon, and it seems that she’s been rather busy of late.

Behold the awesomeness that is Steri Justice… the series (with a little help from colouring-in-queen Karyn)

So a while ago I once again snuck into The Assembly club in Cape Town to keep the calcium intake of our favorite bands pumping. What an uber scary Steri mission - that place is freakin haunted!Everywhere I walked with my stack of Steri I felt something lurking in the shadows (like creatures with milky yellow skin and stuff). Holding my stash close to my chest, I scoped out the joint, drawn by the sound of some kick-ass music.

During the course of given a choc ‘n roll salute, one of my Steri packs mysteriously went missing! Fortunately, in a smoky corner I spied Strawry, Choccie and Bubble-G fighting to be released from the sipping jaws of some thirsty Steri lovers. What to do?

THIEVE (the band, that is) had struck. Considered delicious by some, I was in a tight spot.

I soon came to my senses though, realizing that according to Steri law all awesome bands have unconditional access to the power of milky goodness. (Phew, that was close.)

With the distinct scent of chocolate on their breath, THIEVE were brilliantly unapologetic: “Steal from anywhere that resonates with inspiration or fuels your imagination… And don’t bother concealing your thievery - celebrate it if you feel like it.”

Busted!

The choc 'n roll salute

Yea yea so I know y’all know that an ice cold Steri is just the uber-cure to even the most insanely spinning hangovers ever (plus it cures Swine Flu, Ebola, Warts and Pink Eye*). It also makes a great recovery drink from training (apparently… don’t hold with that kind of thing myself but hey, whatevah)

So a little birdie screetched that the guys of the Atlantic Triathlon Club (ATC) were training their freakin asses off of the 2 Oceans Marathon (ok fine they begged for some Steri..). Being the kind-hearted person that I am I just couldn’t say no to the super nuclear musclely-manly athletes…

Once again another Steri team representing those on the fitter side of life (thank goodness nobody expected me to come this time…).

*lab confirmation pending

This is our Durban Steri-dude. They call him Luke. If you’re in Durban and your radness is legendary let us know why and he will come make you an official Steri citizen (basically involves giving you free Steri Stumpies…)