So here’s how it goes – Jack Parow signed one of our special edition Levi tee’s. Seeing as it’s a special edition STERI tee and it’s sighed by Mr Parow himself (and has his man sweat pheromones on it) the mere fact that I have it in my possession is proving to be scarily life threatening. I have decided to rather be safe, so this uber-ly awesome once-in-a-lifetime tee is now up for “auction”!
Post a Steri Rap (of any length… ) as a comment and if I think it’s dope-on-a-rope I’ll give you the tee and a whole packet of Steri love…
“A puh-puh-puh-dee-puh (that’s me doing the human beatbox)
I walk down the street
Drinking steri…
uh cos its sweet
Got my converse on my feet
Can I get a retweet?”
That’s a good example of something to do better than.
Competition closes on Friday… (you’ll need to leave us an email or twitter address to get hold of you)
Peace out julle.
February 16th, 2010 at 7:00 pm
I already have that shirt.
February 21st, 2010 at 4:33 pm
A lank zef ou pulls into a cafe pretty late
his name is Jack Parow and he’s looking for a shake
He tuned the cashier if they had and where they were
‘Sure thing sir. what flavour would you like prefer?’
He takes some time, starts playing with his snor
Remembering the different flavours he’s had before
Trying to decide between chocolate, bubblegum or strawberry
He tunes, ‘Jislaaik bra, give me any flavour Steri.’
February 23rd, 2010 at 3:10 pm
My friend’s name’s Terry
Jislaaik china, he’s hairy!
I popped round for a kuier
His flat pongs like a manure traila’
He offered me a beer,
I tuned him “unfortunately not, my dear”
Told him “ek smaak chops en wors, maar ek’s nie lus for ‘n quartz”
Next minute something bulged in his shorts
I told him “I’m about to kots!”
Out popped a Steri - and flip boet, it was scary!
Unbeknown to my tongue, the flavour was bubblegum!
Steri, you stumped me! I thought you’d taste funky!
Now I’ve ‘Got Milk’ on my snor,
I look like Jack Parow from the North,
But shucks hey boet, I’m craving more!