Here at Stump towers we get so much ambassador nomination mail we’ve had to hire ten extra interns just to go through it - bless their little paper-cut fingers…. It takes quite a bit to make it out of the mail room but this is a good example of how to do it. The formula for success is pretty simple:
a: love steri stumpie
b: send us a photo that displays said love
c: write a song about steri stumpie
d: get one of your friends to endorse your love for Steri stumpie with unlikely stories of stumpie related heroism
This one ticked all the boxes.
“Simon is an absolute legend amongst men. He not only wrote a Steri Stumpie song, but is the true human form of Steri Stumpie. I would not be surprised if his blood was Steri Stumpie. At least he wouldnt have any problems if he needed a blood transfusion. This man is a steri stumpie player. He’s picked about 34 chicks using Steri Stumpie. This one girl turned down the whole South African Rugby side to be with Simon and his Steri Stumpies. Legend.”
If you can do better the nomination form is here.
August 24th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Simon you are a legend! Steri Stumpie for the win!
August 24th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
Rich - thanks for your nomination. Tomorrow the world will hear the song I wrote with my good friends and brothers, Dyl and Tim - hopefully watch this space…
August 25th, 2009 at 9:32 am
Can’t wait to hear the song! we’ll post it hear if you send us a link. By the way we’d like to make you our next official unofficial brand ambassador. we’ll be in touch!
August 25th, 2009 at 5:53 pm
AWESOME! Simon and the Brothers Streep are legends indeed! “Forrest Gumpy, Steri Stumpie” stuck in my head! Haha, Steri Stumpie for the win indeed!
August 26th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Brothers Streep for the win! This will stick in your head like cellotape to a cat’s paw… Clear winners.