Q: Sooooo. You seem to like monkeys. How long have you been working as a creative?
A: 11 years, 6 months and 2 days.
Q: Precise answer. You must be a precise man. So precisely how many Steri Stumpies do you drink, on average, per week?
A: Half in my rice crispies, three quarters in a beer mug with lunch and a seventh in a port glass before bed. So that’s 9 and three quarters per week.
Q: That’s nice. Nice and precise. So tell us Patrick, when is your favourite occasion to drink a Steri Stumpie?
A: Right at the end of the rice crispies - with a spoon.
Q: You’re clearly a slurper then. Shllllrp. Whats your favourite flavour Steri Stumpie to shlurp with a spoon?
A: Banana obviously.
Q: Fair enough, stupid question from us. Do you find Steri Stumpies help you with your ideas?
A: Only to gauge funny ideas by the amount spraying out of my nose.
Q: Sounds reasonable. Nose spray has been an accurate gauge of creativity for centuries. You clearly like to keep it simple. What do you use as inspiration for you work?
A: Tremendous folk music.
Q: Oh ja! Nothing like a little folk to put the yellow in your yolk huh. Okay. Fine. All Good. Please give us a link to any awesome projects you’re working on right now, so people can see more of your radness.
A: www.thewesternnostril.co.za
>>> And there you have it, a glimpse into the mind of the Man behind Ham. And now for a glimpse of the man himself:
Superriffic.
