These are the other two Steri stickers we’re making at the moment (delivery any day we’re told). For the more fabulous among you there is this:

And if we pick you as an Official Unofficial Brand Ambassador(TM) you get one of these bad boys:

Coming soon to a car bumper/laptop lid/lunch box near you very soon are some uber-deluxe limited edition Steri Stumpie stickers (pic above).  We’ll be passing these fellas on to those who express extreme love and affection for Steri  (or who just flatter us ridculously). Certainly if you apply for the official unofficial brand ambassador position and its gets a cheap chuckle from us we’ll maybe send you one. More designs to follow…

Life as a brand ambassador is pretty sweet (ask Michael Mol or George Clooney). It’s all cocktails on the deck, Armani suits and rolling on beds of cash. And all for the price of posing for a picture with a watch/bottle of perfume/razor/Hummer. The  official unofficial brand Steri Stumpie ambassadorship is kind of similar. Just instead of a life of never ending luxury and excess we’re offering: your very own marching band*, a t-shirt, a badge or two and six bottles of your favorite flavour. Needless to say we’re pretty swamped with applications.

Here are some quick tips on how to win an official unofficial Steri Stumpie brand ambassador spot:

WIN:

• Being able to play smells like teen spirit on the Tuba (trust me this is a rare skill… we’ve asked)
• Achieving a 5 metre Steri Stumpie waterfall (see the post about Xtreme Stumping)
• Painting your ride to look like a chocolate Steri Stumpie
• Basically anything that displays mad skills in combination with your love and admiration for Steri Stumpie

FAIL:

• Being kind to puppies/other cute defenceless things /doing good etc (not that we’re against this kind of thing)
• Liking Steri Stumpie really alot (well it might help a bit but we need more people)
• Having rugged manly features/unearthly beauty (we just don’t need the competition…)

To apply: make a video nomination of yourself, upload it to zoopy.com, go here to send us the link and we’ll post it on the blog (maybe).

Over and out.

*For one day only.

At the moment i’m busy auditioning people for an official Steri Stumpie marching band troop. The idea being that when we select our Ambassadors they’re welcomed to the fold with a band performance  at their place of work or study one morning. More on becoming an “ambassador” here.

Actually these auditions are tough work as I have exacting criteria to tick off. They must march, they must be a band, they must ideally be capable of playing Smells Like Teen Spirit on the tuba. They must also look buff in our Steri Stumpie band uniform. Not quite there yet although I have found a German oompah band and a Mexican group if anyone wants one for a party? Any suggestions gratefully received (looking for tuba, drums and trumpet players at least)

Jen