How to become an official unofficial brand ambassador

Life as a brand ambassador is pretty sweet (ask Michael Mol or George Clooney). It’s all cocktails on the deck, Armani suits and rolling on beds of cash. And all for the price of posing for a picture with a watch/bottle of perfume/razor/Hummer. The  official unofficial brand Steri Stumpie ambassadorship is kind of similar. Just instead of a life of never ending luxury and excess we’re offering: your very own marching band*, a t-shirt, a badge or two and six bottles of your favorite flavour. Needless to say we’re pretty swamped with applications.

Here are some quick tips on how to win an official unofficial Steri Stumpie brand ambassador spot:

WIN:

• Being able to play smells like teen spirit on the Tuba (trust me this is a rare skill… we’ve asked)
• Achieving a 5 metre Steri Stumpie waterfall (see the post about Xtreme Stumping)
• Painting your ride to look like a chocolate Steri Stumpie
• Basically anything that displays mad skills in combination with your love and admiration for Steri Stumpie

FAIL:

• Being kind to puppies/other cute defenceless things /doing good etc (not that we’re against this kind of thing)
• Liking Steri Stumpie really alot (well it might help a bit but we need more people)
• Having rugged manly features/unearthly beauty (we just don’t need the competition…)

To apply: make a video nomination of yourself, upload it to zoopy.com, go here to send us the link and we’ll post it on the blog (maybe).

Over and out.

*For one day only.